I argued with the teacher that as a Protestant, I confess by myself to G-d. Teacher got mad at me and rushed me in, anyway.
I greeted the priest and straight up told him I'm a Protestant. He said no problem, what did you say your last name was?
For the rest of my "confession", the priest and I discussed the entomology of my surname, which is one of my hyperfixations.
After my time was up, I came out and the teacher asked me what I said to the priest, which even as a non-Catholic, I know was none of her beeswax. I shrugged and told her we talked about the history of the Welsh people.
She looked very confused and I loved that.😂